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captainscarletts:

orange is the new black au: FUCK ME IN THE PARIS LIGHTS

alex & piper as spies. former partners once again brought together when alex bitterly throws piper under the bus during a moment of spite by naming her during a mission, thus dragging her back into the whirlwind. having left the spy game years earlier after a falling out with alex that ruined both their personal & professional relationship, piper’s less than thrilled to be suddenly yanked back into alex’s mess. already familiar with the mission through it’s ties to their last job together, it doesn’t take long for the two to fall back into inevitable old habits & dangerous decisions as they once again skirt the line between the secret lives of their job & the false lives of their cover. eventually vowing to make this their “last mission” the two use the impending implosion of the mission to their advantage, slipping away into the night amid the chaos of the fallout.

( inspired by & created for miles )

m y   l o s t   g i r l   e y e s   &   y o u r   g u i l t y   m i n d

Your fiancé might buy this bullshit, but I know you. I know you.

Anonymous said:
Lol satan calling ME satan. That's cute... TAKE A LONG HARD LOOK IN THE MIRROR MY DEAR LUCIFER -TIP

HAHAHAHA. No. You just out-sataned (??) me with that ask answer. I DON’T EVEN WANNA TALK TO YOU RIGHT NOW, TIP. Go sit in a corner and think about what you’ve done. 

19 Sep   1 note

Chandelier (Cover) by Sara Bareilles
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eatingdrawingreading:

HAVE YOU HEARD Sara Bareilles’s cover of Sia’s Chandelier, because it is goddamn AMAZING.

BUT LIKE. YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND. NO ONE UNDERSTANDS (actually i'm p sure we all do). ALEX WANTED PIPER TO LIKE HER. PIPER. THE LAST TIME SHE SAW HER... PIPER WAS LEAVING. THE LAST VIEW SHE HAD OF HER... WAS THE BACK OF PIPER'S HEAD BECAUSE SHE WAS L-E-A-V-I-N-G. AND YET "I wanted you to like me. I still do." I AM SO SAD NOW. MY HAIR IS SAD AND I THINK MY DOG IS SAD BECAUSE SHE JUST GOT UP AND LEFT THE ROOM. ALSO I THINK I BROKE MY CAPS LOCK KEY.

theinevitablepipex:

I KNOW RIIIIIGHT????

ALEX, THIS CHARMING, CHARISMATIC, SMUG, ASSHOLE, FORMER INTERNATIONAL DRUG SMUGGLER, LARGER-THAN-LIFE-FUCKER, WANTS PIPER TO LIKE HER WHAT THE FUCK? SHE DOESN’T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT WHAT ANYONE THINKS (REMEMBER IN THE LIBRARY SCENE WITH NICKY AND SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT HOW THEY ALL PROBABLY HATED HER AND SHE JUST DID NOT GIVE A SINGLE FUCK?) BUT SHE WANTS PIPER TO LIIIIIIKEEEE HER.

AND GOD I CAN JUST SEE HER WITH HER PATCHED UP HAND-ME-DOWN CLOTHES AND BOBOS AND BEANIE STANDING LIKE A LITTLE PENGUIN WITH EYES THAT BURN, MUTTERING ‘I WANTED YOU TO LIKE ME. I STILL DO.”

UGGGGGGGGGGGGGH

Anonymous said:
tbh i don't hate Healy I just really really pity him I mean everything he's done is so fucking /despicable/ but the idea of this lonely middle aged man he just evokes some really strong pity and sadness from me what do you think am I being too soft?

orangeis:

unmanlyblondeness:

orangeis:

You know, I think you’re seeing Healy exactly as the writers want you to see him (I definitely did too until I read this). But if you take away his pathetic life and general attitude, what he actually says and does is so horrible there really isn’t anything that excuses it. I think you’re supposed to chuckle when he says women are bad at math and lesbians are dangerous, but never forget everything nice he has ever said or done has been completely self serving.

Never forget he threw Piper in the SHU because she was dancing with Alex, and never forget he was going to let Piper die. He might be pathetic, but he is a man in a position of power over women in an already vulnerable position, and he hates women. But seriously, read the link! It’s a good link :3

Noo I have to disagree with you, as much as he does all sorts of horrible stuff, he set up that whole ‘safe space’ thing in season 2 and the friendship between tiffany and him was great to watch

I saw the “safe space” to be completely self serving. He has set himself up to be the savior of women and he hates it when women show just how little they need him. That’s why he hates lebians, they are the ultimate insult. They don’t need men (see the rant on lesbians making babies “out of nothing”). He starts off season 1 as being the good C.O. right, he’s a little bit weird but predictable so the inmates trust him. The inmates slowly but surely stop respecting him, so he tries to gain that control back.

He goes to a therapist, where he sets his mind to what he believes is wrong and doesn’t listen to the therapist at all. He basically goes to get somebody to agree with him. Have you ever heard the theory that people that fail the police-test become bus-drivers (for example) so they can have that power over other people? Bus drivers power-trip when they can say they didn’t stop for you because you didn’t wave them down, or gives you a fine when the ticket expired 2 minutes ago (that you essentially don’t respect the rigid rules they set for you, that you don’t respect them). Healy is no different. He sets himself up to be the savior of the women of Litchfield, but the women don’t need him anymore. And that will set him off on a power-trip by something completely insignificant.

Favourite Alex Vause things > the way she looks at Piper (season 2)